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Posted in Jamaica by Adele Todd on May 15, 2008

Me an’t fraid, me live on 131 Matches lane, straight. Come down yah, come down yah

This youtube short is about Horning. The scenario is played out with puppets and the clip has possibilities for a television comedy targeted towards an adult Jamaican or Caribbean audience. Pay close attention to the slang as the nuances are the root to its humour. Translated in part:

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Hello,

Is this kerry ?

Bitch, never mind make call up me man yuh know cause me see yuh number on me phone and it is not him that call is you call him.

I call he up and please call meh up on me cell him and call meh back b’cause d cost real good, wha happen?

What’s your bumbaclat right ? Where ya live? Where ya live?! Ah trace ya ad’res and phone up, me good on dis Digice thing, bumbaclat

Me an’t fraid, me live on 131 Matches lane, straight. Come down yah, come down yah.

Matches lane, yeh mean to tell me that Peter leave all the way from Bellairhieghts and got on a Matches lane.

Yeh cop

You go stink….?

You wait till he come home.

Yuh want him, him dere yuh know. Peter come phone, wife sounding funny something………………….. ? tell me the phone company to divorce he mother

General Star (Jah know star) , summer’s up

Peter I don’t believe it, Peter, I have a nervous breakdown.

This is not what it seems like. This is a business transaction she gives me sex yes, but I pay for it and all those new positions I taught you in bed, comes from her.

The barbwire twist, the wheel barrow and the lizard lock.

Yuh see me money is well spent.

“My Boy” BYZR Productions, Don Mcgregor

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In Trinidad and Tobago, terms given to sexual positions also depict objects and animals, hence the helicopter or the Agouti.

Terms and Meanings:

Horning – Adultery

Bumbaclat – Any material used to wipe one’s arse

Agouti – A sexual position mocking a species of a West Indian rodent with penetration entered from behind. The subject, (submissive) generally tilts their head back, hence, the term; Agouti look back

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  1. A said, on June 7, 2008 at 4:55 am

    he does not say “general star”
    “Peter” actually says “Jah know star” as in GOD KNOWS
    …a phrase often used my Jamaicans

    • Caro said, on January 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      It’s really great that people are sharing this inifamrtoon.

  2. A said, on June 7, 2008 at 4:56 am

    this translation is all wrong

  3. Bookman said, on June 8, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    It should be noted that the translation to this Jamaican skit was an effort to give readers a idea of what was being said. It is also from a West Indian who is not fine tuned to the dialect as he is not Jamaican. Misinterpretations are possible. Show where the mistake occurs so it may be adjusted, providing that you are Jamaican.

  4. Big M said, on September 19, 2008 at 3:31 am

    what in the The barbwire twist and the lizard lock position

    • Ms. B said, on August 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

      any responses?…………….. I’m dying to know the different versions of these moves (I know everyone have their interpretations)

  5. OFFICIAL TRANSLATION said, on November 21, 2008 at 12:36 am

    *OFFICIAL TRANSLATION*
    KERRY= MATEY, SAMANTHA=WIFEY, PETER=GALLIS

    PHONE RINGS…..

    KERRY: HELLO
    SAMANTHA: IS THIS KERRY?
    KERRY: YEAH
    SAMANTHA: BITCH!
    KERRY: WHA?!?!
    SAMANTHA: MI WAN YUH STOP CALL MI MA YUH KNO MI SI YUH NUMBER INNA HIM PHONE AND IS NOT HIM CALL YOU IS YOU CALL HIM

    KERRY: A NO CALL MI CALL HIM AH PLEASE CALL ME MI SEND HIM AND HIM CALL MI BACK CAUZE pU$$ REEAAL GOOD WHAA HAPPEN?

    SAMANTHA: BUT YUH BUMBOCLAAT BRIGHT – WHEY YUH LIVE, WHEY YUH LIVE? A TRUE YUH ADDRESS NUH INNA DI PHONE YUH KNO – MI AGO GO DOWN A DIGICEL FI IT BUMBOCLAAT

    KERRY: YUH TINK MI ‘FRAID MI LIVE A 131 MATCHES LANE STR8T – COME DOWN YAH NUH COME DOWN YAH!

    SAMANTHA: MATCHES LANE? YUH MEAN TO TELL ME SEH PETER LEAVE ALL THE WAY FROM BELLGRAIDE HEIGHTS FI GO DUNG A M-A-T-C-H-E-S LANE??

    KERRY: YEAH YEAH CAUZE PU$$ GOOD!
    SAMANTHA: WELL YUH WAIT TIL HIM COME HOME
    KERRY: YUH WANT HIM? HIM DEH YAH YUH KNO

    KERRY: PETER…COME – DI PHONE – WIFEY DEH PAN DI PHONE HIM SOUND BEND…
    PETER: MY GIRL MY GIRL WHE YUH A GIMME DI PHONE FAH MAN
    KERRY: TEK IT YU KNOW CAUZE MI WILL TELL HIM ‘BOUT HIM MADDA

    PETER: JAH KNO STAR – SAMANTHA?

    SAMANTHA: PETER I DONT BELIEVE IT PETER I’M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

    PETER: THIS IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS A BUSINESS TRANSACTION, SHE GIVES ME SE YES! BUT I PAY FOR IT AND ALL THOSE NEW POSTIONS I TAUGHT YOU IN BED COMES FROM HER

    SAMANTHA: THE BARBEDWIRE TWIST,
    PETER: YES
    SAMANTHA: THE WHEELBARROW
    PETER: HMHM
    SAMANTHA: AND THE LIZARD LOCK

    PETER: SO YOU SEE MY MONEY IS WELL SPENT

    KERRY: PETER MI READY
    PETER: HONEY, I’VE GOT TO GO

    • Cheyenne said, on August 15, 2009 at 5:55 am

      Love the official translation! this is absolutely correct. Thanks.

  6. pinky dinkie said, on October 16, 2009 at 2:09 am

    lol and Jamaicans say that bajans talk bad

  7. pinky dinkie said, on October 16, 2009 at 2:10 am

    lol an Jamaicans say that BAJANS talk bad…….some even say we talk worst then them

  8. Disree said, on January 10, 2010 at 12:05 am

    I think this sketch was very clever and authentic I would love to see more. What happens next? Something like this could be huge. I\am a writer and have some ideas. I loved\it I re watch it sometimes. \Good\luck hope there is more\or something similiar

  9. anon said, on March 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    im sound BEX not bend lol

  10. keisha said, on April 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    MIA Jamaican. And whoever try fi write over watever dem set never write it still. Nuffa a wat dem sey a nuh so it go.

  11. FUNNY said, on July 15, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    VERY GOOD ! funny stuff there

  12. gaza generale said, on September 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    “me pussssay reeeeel good, whaaaampuoon?!?” LMFAO

  13. Anonymous said, on September 22, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Why did Bomboclaart did bookman tink he ‘translated’ anyting? when ah bare rubbish him write?

  14. Datraass-BB said, on December 13, 2010 at 3:57 am

    DWL! Wicked translation!
    That lane is Matthews Lane – an infamous road in ah very, very ruff part of Kingston.

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